IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT
“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”
cant stop laughing
Poor lil kitty
this is what happened when tumblr got tumblr pro
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
I didn’t realize that her husband was Fred, this is all I need in the world. Everything is good now.
actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL
please go outside
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.